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May 2008

• 7th Clean-up on Aisle 4! Crazy lady peed!. (24)
• 6th Suri Cruise's Ladybug Shoes from Skimbaco rocked Oprah. (19)
• 5th Pitch me and I may hit it out of the ballpark for you. But I may call a foul!. (10)

April 2008

• 24th Mommyblogging for passion or products?. (29)
• 14th When the paper clip mocks you it is time for a break. (20)
• 13th I fixed the blog and now it adds "image" to the title? Huh?. (7)
• 12th Things I learned on Twitter about topics one should blog about. (5)
• 7th Missing the son I never had a chance to know. (13)
• 2nd Happy Birthday, Gabriella!. (3)
• 1st Why I have been MIA and other shockers. (8)

March 2008

• 16th NEWSFLASH: I am updating my blog.. (10)
• 15th The Invisible Woman. (2)
• 6th Celebrate 8 with an addict. (51)
• 5th Jenn and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day. (17)
• 2nd I roll my own. Want a hit?. (62)
• 1st A Bloggess gets Kawasakied. We Digg a Queen. And Mommybloggers take back their title and add Hussein.. (8)

February 2008

• 26th Guy Kawasaki said I am Tops. (Okay he said a lot of others are, too but this is my blog.). (14)
• 23rd New York Times readers show up and I didn't even clean the place up first. . (9)
• 21st Censored- Confessions of the Unsaid . (9)
• 15th Declare Yourself. (7)
• 15th Declare Your Safe Place (and then yourself) . (3)
• 11th YAMU* Hair, there, every-ware. (16)
• 6th YAMU* Can this be the woman running for President rather than the other one who is?. (17)
• 1st Mandatory Update (With a voting lesson). (6)

January 2008

• 29th My dangling chad will be informed this election year. Educate yours, too.. (7)
• 29th Check out this contest. (Yes, another.). (2)
• 28th Personalized Fruit Roll-Ups? Rule the school with these. (WIN!). (46)
• 27th Crazy is as crazy does videos and speaking of crazy, Mommybloggers is back and rocking the 'Net. (7)
• 26th Blog awards? And I thought I just did this for fun. And pain. And you.. (10)
• 24th Global Belly Laugh Day and Mom's Birthday. What a match!. (7)
• 23rd Why older people should not fall but rather leave those stunts to the babies. (11)
• 23rd How would you like ,000 for a room make-over?. (3)
• 23rd Cranium Bloom games for the preschool set! Win one!. (6)
• 12th The onE where I take the quiz and my head explodes!* (Thanks for the catch!). (11)
• 11th Motherhood-- The Job Where Success is Doing Less and Your Promotion is Being "Let Go". (6)
• 10th Because if I wet my pants laughing, you should, too. (3)
• 9th Fugly brought to a whole new level. (0)
• 8th I am a woman. So what? Give me issues.. (30)
• 7th Back in school-- What a wonderful world. (4)
• 6th Two years and a lifetime have passed. (24)
• 5th If your ears bled on Friday, I apologize on behalf of my daughter and her SQUEALS.. (2)
• 4th Word. Summing up what you would like to see in your life in one word.. (15)
• 3rd Summing up my day...or week.. (5)
• 2nd Toxic feelings are as bad as toxic friendships. (12)
• 1st New year with not so much resolutions as thingamabobs and whatchamacallits. (8)

December 2007

• 21st ESRB- What every parent needs to know. (8)
• 11th Brothers and sisters-- and not one headlock or noogie. (12)

November 2007

• 29th Randomness...but random about me as I let my freak flag fly!. (15)
• 28th mmm-hmmmmm. (13)
• 27th Morning prayers and worship at the holy house of Starbucks. (16)
• 24th Remember me? I do. Finally.. (12)
• 14th Seriously? Stop.. (15)
• 14th ahhhhhh. (0)
• 13th enough!. (0)
• 11th Organized Home? Try Romper Room Frat House!. (17)
• 10th Bee-oring movie!. (12)
• 9th Doctor, wait. I am in surgery.. (3)
• 8th For my birthday, I exposed my lovely lady lumps!. (15)
• 7th You say it's your birthday! It's my birthday, too!. (7)
• 6th NaEvHaThMo (National Everything Happens This Month). (8)
• 5th The Tale of the Scroti. (7)
• 4th Google--you're killing me. (4)
• 3rd Paging Dr. O'Skill. Dr. Lack O'Skill. . (3)
• 2nd Here lies my beloved.... (5)
• 1st It is what I do. It is who I am.. (20)

October 2007

• 26th Parenting a teen--and other things that make you stupid. (25)
• 25th The the impotence of proofreading your work. (3)
• 16th *punch to the maternal gut*. (47)
• 11th How did I wake up yesterday "old" when I was just a teenager a few days ago?. (17)
• 10th I'm a bad mom-- and other lies. (22)
• 5th Motherhood, Mentors and Mistakes. (14)
• 4th Monetizing your blog--starting your mom blog (Part VII). (3)
• 4th Now that I blog, how will anyone ever know about it? -Part VI of starting a mom blog. (2)
• 4th Content and your child's right to privacy--Part V in the mom blog series. (0)
• 4th Picture this!-- Part IV of the mom blog series. (0)
• 4th Your new mom blog (Part III): Let's get personal (or not!). (2)
• 4th Starting Your Mom Blog--What's in a Name (Part II). (1)
• 4th So You Want to Start a Mommyblog--The Series (Part I). (1)
• 3rd So what have you been up to?. (5)
• 1st The Lyrics to Momsense (to the William Tell Overture) (No, really!). (33)

September 2007

• 30th Changes can be slippery. (17)
• 25th Seriously?. (12)
• 24th Where have you been?. (5)
• 14th I like Potato Salad. And Wagons. And freak shows.. (22)
• 13th When the Mom-O-Meter goes off. (6)
• 13th Do you want my little black book?. (12)
• 12th Why my son has banned me from meeting his teachers. (17)
• 10th MY DVR Judges and Mocks Me. (6)
• 7th Second week of school and they gave ME homework!. (10)
• 6th Bedtime in D Major (or how my kids get a "D" in bedtime). (8)
• 5th Mommy Wars? Again? Let's make it easy! (a follow-up). (7)

August 2007

• 30th Did you know that you are at war, Moms? Apparently we were drafted.. (23)
• 29th The big attitude talk of 2007. (11)
• 24th Moms (even "alpha-moms") can be "real" gamers. Get over it!. (30)
• 20th I heart Nintendo. (8)
• 19th Remember: Go away. Not towards!. (9)
• 15th But I graduated! . (12)
• 14th Six ways to make your teen want to eat off his own face. (19)
• 14th All about the movies. (0)
• 12th Momsense (to the William Tell Overture). (34)
• 12th Forgetting the title and the pizza in the oven. (6)
• 11th Hey! I know that writer!. (1)
• 10th Matilda knows all. (5)
• 9th My genes are innocent. I blame it on bottled water.. (4)
• 8th The cosmic shop vac that sucks in volunteers sucked me back in!. (14)
• 5th The final (yet in some ways first) wrap up of BlogHer '07. (11)
• 4th Writing and reading and posting, Oh my!. (0)
• 3rd Bio. (0)
• 3rd Recognition. (0)
• 3rd Archives. (0)
• 3rd BlogHer--the Beginning of my corruption. (16)
• 2nd No words yet...but pictures!. (1)

July 2007

• 30th Home and without a thought in my head. (8)
• 18th The post where I sing the praises of another writer. (8)
• 18th Webcrash 2007--The night the entire Internet crashed worldwide. (5)
• 15th Live from the Land of Clutterhell. (16)
• 12th Wii gets fit. (7)
• 11th I'm too tired for an affair in my refrigerator. (5)
• 8th Feel the passion. (4)
• 6th Wii like to travel and more. (9)
• 3rd Sticking things up your nose while enjoying the view (but not The View). (6)
• 2nd I fought the chair and the chair won. (6)
• 1st 'Defences of my memo.'. (2)

June 2007

• 30th Yes, I know it looks different. (6)
• 30th About. (0)
• 29th When grocery shopping makes your teen need therapy. (9)
• 28th New review and trying not to beat up EE. (0)
• 26th I'm staying drunk!. (1)
• 21st See ya next week!. (0)
• 13th That is so NOT funny!. (0)
• 9th Week in review (or what to blog when you have too much to say). (0)
• 6th This blog is my blog, this blog's not your blog. So get your hands off, before I ctrl-alt-del you!. (0)
• 3rd Light Iris and WWNMJALI*?. (0)

May 2007

• 31st Shattered vases. (1)
• 23rd It's not gossip. It's networking!. (0)
• 21st Book Review: The Big Payoff. (0)
• 14th Knock Knock...who's there..not me, but check my other sites!. (0)
• 13th Just Sunday. (0)
• 12th Going to BlogHer? Buttonize yourself.. (0)
• 11th Butt..butt..buttons!. (0)
• 11th Happy wedding day to Mir. (0)
• 10th Yahoo Answers: I ask. You Answer. Easy, right?. (0)
• 10th I am THIS close to putting down my pimp hand!. (0)
• 5th Mothers- a (re)definition. (0)
• 4th Dance your way to health (or being institutionalized). (0)
• 3rd Surgery day. (0)
• 1st Two fer Tuesday. (0)

April 2007

• 30th A different point of Vue. (Saturn VUE, that is!). (0)
• 20th Reading makes you stupid. (0)
• 19th Let's Get Ready for First Grade!. (0)
• 17th Fresh starts in old places?. (0)
• 12th BlogHer '07 dance off challenge. (0)
• 10th There is no crying in hockey! (part 2). (0)
• 9th Alpha Moms, Beta Moms and the rest of us Greek alphabet moms. (0)
• 7th Happy Birthday, Jacob. I miss you so much!. (0)
• 4th There is no crying in hockey! (part one). (0)
• 2nd Brain Quest: It's Okay to Be Smart!. (0)

March 2007

• 30th Friday Randomness. (0)
• 29th Click me...and again...one more time!. (0)
• 27th The Question for the Masses. (0)
• 20th "I'm going to bed" and other misunderstandings. (0)
• 19th Who let the PTA back in?. (0)
• 12th Spring Break, falling forward and asking Julia a thing or two. (0)
• 6th It may have tried to kill me, but I am WINNING this war!. (0)
• 2nd I have good kids, they have bad habits. (0)

February 2007

• 28th Tormenting the Teens. (0)
• 20th Thinking things. (0)
• 8th If a writer writes in an empty house, does the sound of her head slamming the keyboard make a sound?. (0)
• 7th Today Show Clip: Should moms have cocktail playdates? Again.. (0)
• 6th The Today Show hoping to clear the air. (0)
• 5th Why I had to go all Donald Trump on the Assistant's Arse. (0)
• 1st My son taught me that shoe leather doesn't taste very good. (0)

January 2007

• 28th Mommy Hell meet Mommy Guilt. Mommy Guilt meet Mommy Hell.. (0)
• 27th First Gloria Steinem and then Steve Case. Now I am holding out for Ellen Degeneres to call.. (0)
• 26th Mommybloggers and mothergoosemouse. (0)
• 24th Tweens and teens with cell phones. Disney has you covered!. (0)
• 24th Belly Laugh Day. (0)
• 23rd Now that I have tickets to the All Stars Game, I must go vomit. (0)
• 16th If the clown doesn't kill me, Granny Barbie will!. (0)
• 15th Why sleep when I can freeze my horde off?. (0)
• 9th Everything comes down to poo. (0)
• 6th An open letter to my Mom.. (0)
• 5th I don't know how.... (0)
• 1st Coordinated Changes*. (0)

December 2006

• 31st A year in review?. (0)
• 27th Shell shocked and spaced out. (0)
• 20th Matt does Matthew. (0)
• 20th The work party where my mouth has no boundaries. (0)
• 12th The Year Without a Sanity Clause. (0)
• 11th Heat Miser this, NBC!. (0)
• 9th I'm not here. I'm over there, there and there.. (0)
• 6th He said what? Is he in ICU now?. (0)
• 4th How do you say goodbye?. (0)
• 3rd Tag! You're it, doberbutt.. (0)
• 2nd A few good men, a couple of fights and screaming for more!. (0)
• 2nd PlayStation 3 me! No Wii me! I just can't decide!. (0)
• 1st I've been badged. (0)

November 2006

• 30th NaBloPoMo: Holy Crap! Day 30!. (0)
• 28th Vibrating feet, links and Rowe, Rowe, Rowe my boat!. (0)
• 27th Do you love your slippers like I love mine?. (0)
• 26th Talk Dirty (Jobs) to me!. (0)
• 25th An Open Letter to Dallas area drivers. (0)
• 24th A picture is worth a thousand Whoops! (Aggie style). (0)
• 23rd No turkeys were drugged in the making of our dinner.. (0)
• 22nd Drug the turkey...ethical or not?. (0)
• 21st Just under the wire: Day 21 NaBloPoMo. (0)
• 20th When the moment arrives, dance as if no one were watching. (0)
• 19th It's not whether you win or lose...it is whether you get it on film. (0)
• 18th Tis almost the end of the season. (0)
• 17th Charm me. (0)
• 16th I don't think we will need YOU. (0)
• 15th Nap Math. (0)
• 14th Things are great! Fabulous! Shut up!. (0)
• 13th Hide your children! They got another one!. (0)
• 12th If I could just ask her.... (0)
• 11th Yoga Schmoga. (0)
• 10th Too many outfits, not enough sleep. (0)
• 9th Day 9: Recipes, Videos and Sarcasm. (0)
• 8th Midlife, Martini's and Me. (0)
• 7th Like I wouldn't post something for her today!. (0)
• 6th NaNoBroKneePlo (or something like that!). (0)
• 5th Gloria Steinem has my number (and used it!). (0)
• 4th Soccer Saturday...again!. (0)
• 3rd What is really wrong with me. (0)
• 2nd Do Not Deny The Skunk!. (0)
• 1st The Care and Feeding of Your Troll: A Primer. (0)

October 2006

• 25th Spinning the wheel of the diagnosis du jour. (0)
• 16th Pondering heart aches both physical and mental. (0)
• 10th Good news. Frustrating news. Rebellious Jenn.. (0)
• 7th Again with the ER. Get a room why don't you!. (0)
• 4th Tender heart. (0)

September 2006

• 29th Still here. Still breathing. Working on writing.. (0)
• 21st I choose answer A, but I admit it might be B. (0)
• 14th I have a crush on three women. (0)
• 12th When going into battle, one must remember to accessorize. (0)
• 11th 2,996- 9-11 Tribute: Daniel John Lee. (0)
• 9th In which the one who can talk to anyone freezes up. (0)
• 8th Too many leave us too soon. (0)
• 6th Hi! Remember me?. (0)
• 3rd Happy Teen Years!. (0)
• 2nd I Can Read!. (0)

August 2006

• 31st Huffington Me, baby. (0)
• 30th I have a new baby!. (1)
• 30th Bad boys, bad boys. Whatcha gonna do?. (0)
• 25th I never said I was nice. (0)
• 23rd Hair raising confrontation. (1)
• 19th Ayun and the Mamalama Ding Dong tour bus pull up for some coffee. (0)
• 17th Hair = deliquent +drug dealing+ punk (or so they tell me). (0)
• 16th Guess what I did!. (0)
• 14th I fell in love to the tune of "Goodbye". (0)
• 13th An open letter to my daughter's kindergarten teacher. (0)
• 12th Gotta love friends like these. (0)
• 8th Welcome to the Hyattyville Horror. (1)
• 8th All you need is love--and 750+ women. (0)
• 5th Say cheese and grab a pole, baby. (0)
• 4th Just put the cuffs on me now!. (0)
• 2nd There's no place like home...can someone take me there?!. (0)

July 2006

• 22nd I have how long?. (0)
• 20th Heat Miser is no longer my friend. (0)
• 20th You were so good to me...share the love. (0)
• 20th Beat me!. (0)
• 19th Can someone please stop this wheel?. (0)
• 18th 'ku YOU or 'ku Me! But go 'ku!. (0)
• 17th Never say never, but also never say always (or something like that). (0)
• 12th And then she exhaled. (0)
• 10th Not again. NOT AGAIN and I mean it!. (0)
• 6th Words to live by, words to cling to. (0)
• 5th Beware the creamy peanut butter!. (0)
• 4th Celebrate good times...3 years!. (0)
• 3rd Guitar mama(s). (0)
• 1st Must. Keep. Writing.. (0)

June 2006

• 29th She had me in stitches (and knots and tears) too. (0)
• 28th Lost and Found--friendships renewed through blogging. (0)
• 27th This is why being a "Jenn" rocks!. (0)
• 27th It's getting hot in here. (And that does not make me happy!). (0)
• 19th Jenn? Where have you been?. (0)
• 13th Karma or not, I am digging it!. (0)
• 12th Run! Run for your life!. (0)
• 8th Looks like a sleepless night coming my way. (0)
• 6th Blogging machine. Or Other ways to fill an entry with lots of other things I have written.. (0)
• 4th How exactly does this apply to me?. (0)
• 2nd Sweet 16! (How sweet it has been!). (0)

May 2006

• 31st Sum..Sum...Summertime. (0)
• 29th And the world exhales. (0)
• 27th Does this dress make me look fat?. (0)
• 25th Once a brat, always a brat!. (0)
• 18th We laughed. We cried. We dined on Jack Daniels sauce.. (0)
• 16th THe Humpty Dumpty of heartbreaks. (0)
• 15th I'm here, there and everywhere!. (0)
• 11th Memories and traditions of Mother's Day. (0)
• 6th Mommybloggers are more than just moms who blog. Much more!. (0)
• 5th World of Warcraft Widows...forgive me for I have sinned against thee. (0)
• 4th Sleepless nights. (0)
• 3rd Please, unpoxify my house!. (0)
• 2nd Global shout out for help!. (0)
• 1st It's a girl! Book Tour. (0)
• 1st The blogging gig and why I need YOU. (0)

April 2006

• 29th Will Blog for pay and perks (but mainly pay). (0)
• 28th I don't do meme's but for a dear, old friend I will do this one!. (0)
• 28th Too bizarre a dream even for ME. (0)
• 26th We Want You! (To go to BlogHer '06). (0)
• 26th Is it possible to have a week of Mondays?. (0)
• 23rd Take one 12 year old, mix with a skateboard, add in a sidewalk crack and what do you have?. (0)
• 22nd Yes, I AM cheating on you with other blogs. But I love YOU best!. (0)
• 21st Presenting the multi-talented, oh so feminine tricks of my daughter. (0)
• 17th It's getting hot in here, so cut off all our power!*. (0)
• 14th I'm just saying. (0)
• 11th An open letter to the creators of World of Warcraft. (0)
• 10th I am a mommy-mom- mutha blogger!. (0)
• 8th Wal-Mart forgive me for I have misjudged thee. (0)
• 5th The best Dance Dance video ever!. (0)
• 4th I am full of shirt. (0)
• 3rd Bring back my geeks to me!. (0)
• 2nd Happy 5th Birthday, Gabrie! (or how did she age 5 years and I did not?). (0)

March 2006

• 28th Part 3- The breakdown of "Birthdays, boxing up and breakdowns". (0)
• 24th A favor for me because we are so tight and all. (0)
• 22nd What's caffeine addicted, crazy as a loon and has short red hair?. (0)
• 21st Part 2-The boxing up part of "Birthdays, boxing up and breakdowns". (0)
• 18th Birthdays, boxing up and breakdowns. Part 1. (0)
• 13th The one where I pretend to post but it really doesn't count as a post. (0)

February 2006

• 28th Grey matter or something like that. (0)
• 26th HALT A place that sucks to be in!. (0)
• 23rd The things I will endure for a Slurpee. (0)
• 16th Tell me in 6 words what you think. (0)
• 15th I'm just so tired. So raw.. (0)
• 14th You don't want to bite ME!. (0)
• 13th The one with the HURT factor. (0)
• 11th We are all about the loving over at Mommybloggers. (0)
• 11th Lice. The four letter word that makes mommy drink. (0)
• 8th Jenn's Poll [sic] Dancing. (0)
• 5th Sometimes I guess there aren't enough rocks. (0)
• 3rd Mommy Bloggers do it on national tv. (0)

January 2006

• 29th Because I love BlogHer and love to pimp my peeps!. (0)
• 28th I still miss you, Mom. (0)
• 26th Who needs 2 to IM?. (0)
• 24th Happy Birthday, Mom. (0)
• 23rd Walking the Talk. (0)
• 16th Home in body, but still not here in spirit yet. (0)
• 6th The Suffering Ends. (1)

December 2005

• 29th I don't know how to do this. (0)
• 20th Seven Ways to Waste an Entry. (0)
• 19th Don't call me Little Miss Crabby Ass!. (0)
• 16th Go play with...I mean go play AT nef's place. (0)
• 13th Psssst...I am at Mommybloggers today. (0)
• 10th Strangers in the network....exchanging pingings. (0)
• 6th What a phone call!. (0)
• 5th Shadow of Doooooooom. (0)
• 5th Comforting a friend. (0)
• 2nd MomWriters(TM) Wroters? Writteners?. (0)
• 1st Yep, this about says it all!. (0)

November 2005

• 30th Now what? Updates and such. (0)
• 30th It's a Boy! (a week past its due date!). (0)
• 27th Talking about instinct and protection at DotMoms. (0)
• 23rd In the name of love...click on in the name of love!. (0)
• 21st Is it tomorrow yet'?. (0)
• 20th Mommy Needs Coffee and a few t-shirts. (0)
• 16th I heart People Magazine. (0)
• 15th Just call me 'Mommy Needs TiVo'. (0)
• 15th I'm back! I'm back!. (0)
• 14th The things I will do for you readers. (0)
• 8th Thanks for the wishes, now let me share a gift I got!. (0)
• 7th Shhhh.... I'm Hijacking Jenn's Blog. (0)
• 6th When the silent auction has a smartass in it. (0)
• 4th Come play! You know you want to!. (0)
• 2nd You can never out-love your Mom. (0)
• 1st Because sometimes I really will buy something because it's name makes me laugh. (0)
• 1st One of those days. (0)

October 2005

• 31st Halloween? Again with the costumes?. (0)
• 27th Big Entry of Random Randomness (now exploiting friends of my children!). (0)
• 27th Toot toot for baby Zoot!. (0)
• 25th Did I die and go back to hell?. (0)
• 23rd Stress ballet. (0)
• 22nd Talk about stating the obvious!. (0)
• 20th Home again, home again, jiggity jig. (0)
• 14th Emotions make me emotional. (0)
• 11th Like Scrubs, only not as funny. (0)
• 10th A girl just loves a good makeover!. (0)
• 9th The one where I update you. (0)
• 2nd Ahhh, Sunday bliss. (0)

September 2005

• 29th I want my Mommy. (0)
• 28th Mass Exodus. (1)
• 27th Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?. (0)
• 26th Mumble, grumble, yawn!. (0)
• 23rd In the Hospital!!!. (0)
• 22nd Psycho Hurricane Update. (0)
• 21st Rita, you bitch!. (0)
• 18th So sad. (0)
• 17th Soccer Mom! Now with more Rage!. (0)
• 15th Don't get your panties in a wad. Get them in the mail!. (0)
• 15th I am armed with Midol and can hurt you!. (0)
• 7th I want to have my ashes sprinkled on a Fry's. (0)
• 7th Focus on the people. (0)
• 6th Confessions. Talking with Super Mom Herself!. (0)
• 1st Like Gilligan but without the millionare and his wife. (0)

August 2005

• 31st I think this says it all!. (0)
• 28th Java Joy for the Java Diva!. (0)
• 28th The nonstop internal battle rages. (0)
• 23rd I am not as think as you dumb I am!. (0)
• 23rd Thank you. (0)
• 19th Holding my mother's hand. (0)
• 16th A Baby Book Worthy Moment. (0)
• 15th What have I done?. (0)
• 14th MommyBlogging does the Yi-Tan Tomorrow. (0)
• 13th My server needs V*iagra to stay up!. (0)
• 9th Pen-tacular!. (0)
• 8th Celebrate good times!. (0)
• 6th Update on Mom. (0)
• 5th She rose from the scrap pile and SHE LIVES!. (0)
• 5th BlogHer S-a-t-u-r-d-a-y NIGHT!. (0)
• 2nd BlogHer... It's good for the soul.. (0)
• 2nd BlogHer recap, confessions and babble-assing. (0)
• 1st BlogHer '05 part 1 of MANY. (0)

July 2005

• 29th Updates and info. (0)
• 22nd Are you KIDDING ME?!. (0)
• 19th Goodbye, Moto. (0)
• 18th I feel a great disturbance in the Force. (0)
• 14th The one where I ask for your BlogHer session input. (0)
• 14th Field trip day. (0)
• 11th She's Dead, Jim I mean, Jenn. (0)
• 9th A Saturday riddle for you. (0)
• 7th Standing together. (0)
• 6th Obsess much?. (0)
• 1st Who the hell do I think I am?. (0)

June 2005

• 30th BlogHer, baby!. (0)
• 29th Welcome to the entry with more links than you thought possible. (0)
• 27th I get by with a little help (?) from my friends. (0)
• 27th Like sands through the hourglass, these are the days of my life (UPDATED). (0)
• 20th Son of a beach!. (0)
• 13th My skin doesn't fit. (0)
• 10th A hypothetical message to my children. (0)
• 8th Back on active duty. (0)
• 3rd Tequilacure. (0)

May 2005

• 30th Time off for good behavior!. (0)
• 22nd Does a new laptop come with that?. (0)
• 22nd All this and cake too?. (0)
• 21st SNAKE!. (0)
• 15th The one where I am banned from Fry's. (0)
• 14th There's no problem purple flip flops can't solve. (0)
• 13th I cried because I had no blogroll, then I met someone with no blog. (0)
• 12th A moment of silence (and sobbing uncontrollably while wearing black and pouting). (0)
• 10th Get yourself a late mother's day present. (0)
• 1st Verbal vomit and whiney bile spewed here!. (0)

April 2005

• 27th Win me cool stuff and I'll love you forever!. (0)
• 27th What are you looking at? Go play!. (0)
• 26th Hi! I don't do small talk. You'll probably hate me. Nice meeting you.. (0)
• 25th A Fun Bedroom Trick. (0)
• 23rd Boring Bloggish Business. (0)
• 18th This totally rocks for something that sucks!. (0)
• 17th Meet me in a meeting. We'll talk.. (0)
• 15th PSA. (0)
• 15th You had me at your lookiness. (0)
• 13th Are you looking at me when you read this? Don't look at me!. (0)
• 10th The one where I am not so social, but can woo-woo dance with the best of them. (0)
• 7th For my baby, Jacob Christopher. (0)
• 6th Wait for it...wait for it...I might actually have something really BIG to say. (0)
• 3rd Dude! That's gotta hurt!. (0)

March 2005

• 30th Mommy Needs One too!. (0)
• 29th Could I BE any happier about this?. (0)
• 27th Hoppy Easter. (0)
• 26th The more things change, the more I love Matt. (0)
• 24th Cocktail Moms? Sign up here.. (0)
• 20th Is clenching considered cardio?. (0)
• 15th Quick update. (0)
• 6th High 5 (or not so much high but definitely 5). (0)
• 4th You say it's your birthday!. (0)
• 2nd Meth and moms. (0)

February 2005

• 28th Not so much a soccer mom...or am I?. (0)
• 25th It is good to be obsessive!. (0)
• 25th Share something good with her. (0)
• 23rd *yawn*. (0)
• 22nd For a fee, I'll sing for you, too. (0)
• 21st Sometimes it takes a "team" to birth a baby. (0)
• 20th Wait for it...there is a moral to the story. (0)
• 19th blogging ! magazine. (0)
• 17th Soccer Mom Addicts? Yes. We DO exist.. (0)
• 17th Toxic clothes...Or How My Closet Betrayed Me. (0)
• 14th Happy Hallmark Day. (0)
• 14th Thank you. (0)
• 11th Hurt my kid, hurt me. (0)
• 11th Big Brother cattle drive. (0)
• 10th Welcome...now I must gripe and complain. (0)
• 8th Blogger by nurture or Blogger by nature?. (0)
• 7th Sometimes all you can do is babble-ass.. (0)
• 7th DotMoms Day (yes, again). (0)
• 6th To talk about it or not to talk about it.. (0)
• 5th Because Genuine tagged me. (0)
• 2nd I saw my shadow too and ran back under the covers!. (0)
• 1st Getting restless. (0)

January 2005

• 31st I'm hanging with the DotMommers. (0)
• 29th Hey baby, wanna *bleep*. (0)
• 28th Grow your own babies! Just add sperm!*. (0)
• 25th I need a real fix. Not this pseudofix they call the library!. (0)
• 22nd My guess is: Tokyo, Massachusettes for a Brown Pie, please. (0)
• 20th I wonder if I should buy this software.... (0)
• 19th Cooking sucks. Eating rocks.. (0)
• 19th Rambling nonsense. (0)
• 15th It's back. (0)
• 13th Too trusting. (0)
• 12th Click me baby. Click me real good!. (0)
• 10th Internet, Help Me!. (0)
• 9th Put their money where your mouth is. (0)
• 7th Time to help. (0)
• 5th De-Lurk already. (0)
• 5th The one with all the odors. (0)
• 3rd Give it up for Buzz. (0)
• 3rd The new baby. (0)
• 1st I don't DO resolutions. (0)

December 2004

• 31st Yes, I too did a stupid Meme. So sue, me!. (0)
• 28th Anyway..... (0)
• 21st Let it snow! Just don't tell my son.. (0)
• 21st Want some cream and sugar with that, Junior?. (0)
• 21st My grown up Christmas list. (0)
• 20th Our Credit Union Sucks. (0)
• 20th The one where she uses the phrase "sucks with a suck wattage that cannot be measured". (0)
• 19th Say it together....awwwww!. (0)
• 17th But I want to PARTY!. (0)
• 13th Another mouth to feed. But a cute one!. (0)
• 12th Happy Birthday, Zarek!. (0)
• 11th What? Christmas spirit this early?. (0)
• 11th I survived!. (0)
• 10th BoB Awards. (0)
• 9th A parenting style I can support. (0)
• 8th Thanks!. (0)
• 8th Secrets revealed. (0)
• 8th Tea! Tea! My blogdom for some tea!. (0)
• 7th Go Play!. (0)
• 6th Find the Monkey!. (0)
• 4th Good morning afternoon evening. (0)
• 3rd Where oh where did my little blog go?. (0)
• 1st Hurlinator horror. (0)
• 1st Moonlighting. (0)

November 2004

• 29th So where was I?. (0)
• 20th Outted again?!. (0)
• 18th Who me? Stressed?. (0)
• 17th Almost gnawed my arm off to get out of this trap. (0)
• 15th The Tale of the Scroti. (0)
• 10th What IS that smell?. (0)
• 8th Lynette or Jenn? Hmmmmm. (0)
• 8th I signed up for what?. (0)
• 7th A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh. (0)
• 6th Surprise is on me!. (0)
• 3rd Happy Skunk Day. (0)

October 2004

• 28th A Multi-tasking T-Day. (0)
• 25th Playing catch up. (0)
• 22nd One of the (un)chosen few. (0)
• 21st A word of advice (or something like that). (0)
• 14th Sleep, sleep why have thou forsaken me?. (0)
• 11th The photo project. (0)
• 11th The Sisyphus-ishness of housework. (0)
• 9th Uh-oh! I exploded!. (0)
• 7th Ask and you shall receive!. (0)
• 5th Little RED Mommy from da Hood!. (0)
• 4th Fall BREAK?!. (0)

September 2004

• 30th Barbie! I am shocked!. (0)
• 27th I would never shout shut up to them (where they can hear me). (0)
• 27th I can't believe she actually did it!. (0)
• 27th Mr. Living Under a Rock, this is for you.. (0)
• 22nd Ivan..go away!. (0)
• 22nd Reality Dreaming. (0)
• 21st Cheating on the blog. (0)
• 20th Why, yes, I do have a case of the Mondays.. (0)
• 17th Girls Just Wanna Have Fun. (0)
• 17th This entry is too boring to deserve a real title. (0)
• 14th Screamus Interuptus. (0)
• 11th We shall never forget. (0)
• 10th T.G.I.F.. (0)
• 9th Call the doctor! I need a cure!. (0)
• 8th Hurricane Gabriella. (0)
• 7th My "coffee neighbor". (0)
• 6th Want to have fun and earn prizes?. (0)
• 5th Tune Me Up Baby!. (0)
• 5th Hang on, Florida! There's more coming!. (0)
• 4th The One Where They Tell Me I Learned Too Much. (0)
• 1st So tired, so blinking tired. (0)

August 2004

• 30th Obsessive much?. (0)
• 27th A word of advice. (0)
• 26th Wanna share my crayons?. (0)
• 24th Back to School Quiz Time!. (0)
• 20th After all we've been through, Sergei??. (0)
• 20th So, where were we?. (0)
• 19th Home Alone. (0)
• 18th When does it get easier?. (0)
• 18th New beginnings. (0)
• 17th Pulled entry. (0)
• 14th Bank fun for blondes. (0)
• 14th Driving Miss Daisy Day. (0)
• 12th Copy this, doc!. (0)
• 12th *ouch*. (0)
• 12th Stump the nefster!. (0)
• 11th There must be a name for them!. (0)
• 11th Fun with search engines, but I never used those words!. (0)
• 11th Mentally speaking, it isn't my fault. (0)
• 10th And the record goes to.... (0)
• 9th Letting out the writer in me. (0)
• 9th Sweet dreams. (0)
• 8th Tax free