Mother’s Day Apology
May 9, 2009
I hear tomorrow is Mother’s Day. Do you know how I know that? Because I have received more emails in the past week telling me what I want and what my readers must want that it must be true. Do you know what I want? I’ll tell you what I want, what I really, really want… (Ooops…sidetracked moment there.)
This was hilarious. I am sure this won’t come until my own daughter has a child of her own. Yet, it still made me laugh. It did not, however, make my ass, thighs and tummy laugh.
I am sorry but when I spewed my coffee when I saw this one, I knew a few of you sick readers would laugh, too.
Check all 6 out. Some are funnier than others but really? We could all use a laugh, right?
Happy Mother’s Day and stuff.
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Jeff Dunham SLAYS me. We found his videos on YouTube (which we can watch on the Blu-Ray player I got for Mother’s Day!) and Chris, the boys and I sit here and just crack up. We like Akmed the dead Terrorist the best
Happy Mother’s Day you awesome Momma!
p.s. the email pitches for “here’s some great info for your readers about this perfect product for Mother’s Day, let me know if you need HIGH RES IMAGES, send me the link to your post!” were totally out of hand this year. ugh.
May 11th, 2009 at 7:11 AMOh, I’ve had a crush on Jeff Dunham for a long time now (I think Guitar Guy is HAWT, too!) but, now my kids watch him (okay, the clean stuff) well, you know. Just not the same. Until, I saw these videos. Gosh, but I loves me some Jeff Dunham, every day
May 11th, 2009 at 12:35 PMLOVE Jeff Dunham! You can be having the worst day, and he turns it all around. What an awesome talent!
May 13th, 2009 at 4:54 AMI love me some Jeff Dun-HAM.. lol
Thanks for sharing! Happy belated Mother’s Day!
May 13th, 2009 at 12:14 PMOhhh wow! Now I have to climb under my desk,and sort between all these wires and find my speaker wires that I unhooked when I undone them (long story)lol
May 17th, 2009 at 5:22 AMMy kids LOVE these J Dunham. I hear “I’ll KEEEEL you!” all the time at my house. GREAT stuff.
May 20th, 2009 at 8:26 AMAnd I just found my new favorite comic…this guy is hilarious!
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