NEWS: Wells fargo home mortgage current refinance interest rates Articles on student credit card debt West marine credit card product boat offers Home equity line of credit Credit score rating system Student credit cards instant approval Credit card consolidation debt loan unsecured ics nonprofit Debt negotiation on credit cards Home loans for bad credit The credit reporting Credit reporting industry How to read credit score Family health insurance Insurance sexual health questions Individual disability insurance California home loan refinance rate california home mortgage. Lower payment debt consolidation ma Applications credit card First colony life insurance Oklahoma renters insurance Start credit repair business Compare no load insurance life Credit card application approved with false ssn Student loan bankruptcy Debt no credit card required no A copy of your credit report. Rates for auto loans Mbna credit cards instant approval: Chevron credit card application Mega life and health insurance Commercial loan brokers Long term care insurance price, Debt reduction credit card calculator No apr no annual fee low interest credit cards Disadvantages of debt settlement Card credit debt student Debt webcam no credit card John hancock long term care insurance Arizona health insurance cancer Federal credit reporting act? Aarp homeowners insurance $500 payday loan qualifications Free instant report online equifax true credit Free credit score report From my credit report Student loan finance corporation Loan bad credit home equity refinance mortgage Online instantly bureau credit report Cheap auto insurance Frustrated with credit reporting agencies Life insurance for kids American credit card debt Debt consolidation home mortgage loan Dog health insurance Disputed items and fico credit score Small commercial loan Self help credit repair Credit card companies that offer opening offers Refinance home loans Insurance sexual health clinic! Us credit card debt Credit score needed to buy a house, Settlement debt relief Payday loan: Calculate debt settlement Credit score auto loan Online homeowners insurance quote Usaa long term care insurance 3 credit reporting Card consolidation credit debt financial internet Payday quick loan Loans credit score! Gmac auto loan Debt consolidation loans for non homeowners with bad credit Used car auto loans Student credit card applications Online payday loan instant approval Instant approval credit cards applications Article card credit debt student Credit repair kit California refinance mortgage loan home improvement loans Credit scores by Free home owner insurance quote Sample credit report Credit score report Best credit cards for balance transfer? Insurance credit report Online credit card application instant approval! Real estate investing information free credit report score Government free credit report Guaranteed instant approval credit cards with no credit Disputing credit report Home based business insurance Credit scores after bankruptcy. Online master card credit card application Equifax credit reporting agency? Debt consolidation refi Minimum credit score for: Auto insurance quotation Application card credit online secured Chase auto loans Home owners insurance quotes Debt consolidation mortgages Motor home insurance Online fleet 0 interest credit card application College student loans Burial insurance Online credit card applications, Renters insurance arizona No credit checks instant aproval credit cards, Fixed home equity loan Credit repair book, True credit report Copy of credit report Credit report.com Trans union credit report Credit fix repair report Foreclosure stop fha home mortgage loan california refinance Home equity loans ohio Senior life insurance: Federal law one free credit report yearly Allstate home insurance: Free credit score check Student loan debt consolidation Online credit card applications with instant approval Alaska student loan! House mortgage refinance Payday loan canada? We fund 24 hour commercial loans in florida Credit score free no check monitoring Pennsylvania health insurance Consumer credit repair Loans for people with 500 or less credit score Bad consolidation credit debt help Fleet zero percent balance transfer credit cards To improve credit scores: Quik payday loan Refinance calculator Auto insurance cost Unlimited credit reports and scores Card credit debt letter settlement Instant approval credit cards with bad credit Credit repair debt consolidation Instant approval card applications credit cards Free experian credit report Motorhome insurance Mortgages home loans refinance mortgage rates refinancing Consumer credit reports! Business credit cards instant approvals 0 apr credit cards Credit scores good Debt consolidations? Florida renters insurance Credit cards with 9 months interest free balance transfer No load term life insurance How to raise my credit score Good credit score Visa credit cards instant approval Apply for a fleet low interest credit card offer Pennsylvania home equity loan. Debt consolidation agencies Renter insurance quote! Disability income insurance Disability insurance plans Louisiana health insurance Credit repair agencies Homeowners insurance companies Hsbc credit card application and verification fraud Free auto insurance quotes Free credit report texas American income life insurance Improve my credit score California home equity loans Instant life insurance quote Hurt my credit score Wyoming health insurance Individual health insurance Settlement debt? Mortgage refinance rates Credit card debt consolidation loans California refinance second mortgage california home loan Home loan refinance online bad credit mortgage ref? No credit card needed credit report Debt consolidation bad credit Credit report consumer Online debt consolidation Credit report bureau Refinance mortgage arkansas! Guaranteed instant online approval credit cards Credit cards instant approval online Unsecured credit card application online California home loan refinance rate california mortgage Credit cards offers Card credit debt program settlement 3in1 credit report Application card credit instant response! Settle credit card debt Credit union auto loans: Calculator equity free home loan mortgage rate Credit score report Debt consolidation consolidate your debt Insurance sexual health advice Free instant credit report online noe credit card needed Renter insurance usa: California refinance rates Credit reporting service. Non profit credit card debt consolidation California home mortgage refinance home improvement loans Health insurance ca Opting out pre screened offers increase your credit score. Credit score mean Ranked credit card offers American modern home insurance Home equity loans california refinance mortgage loan hime Order credit report How does a home equity loan work Mortgage refinance information My credit report for Instant approval on student credit cards Free 3 score credit report Georgia free credit report California mortgage refinancing home equity loan bad credit Personal credit score Card consolidation credit debt loan relief. Online credit card application for bad credit Fixed apr credit cards Refinance debt consolidation Instant approval gold credit cards Free access to credit reports Lower credit card debt Check online instantly free credit report Federal student loan consolidation San diego credit score needed to get a mortgage Loan credit report? Low credit score mortgage Credit report scores? Instant approval bad credit credit cards Consolidation debt sollutions: Credit score check Credit free help repair self Debt settlement leads Merchant credit report no credit card needed Refinancing home equity loans california refinance mortgage Repairing credit score Negotiation first usa debt settlement Insurance sydney sexual health clinic Apply for a fleet low interest credit card application Free 3 bureau credit report Free copy of my credit report Rights under the fair credit reporting. Florida refinance mortgage rate Insurance clinic for sexual health Raise credit score Trw free credit report Credit reporting bureaus identity theft Walmart credit card application Credit card debt loan Utah refinance mortgage loans Credit cards balance transfers Credit report with score? Payday advance loan utah tax debt relief Repair credit report Home improvement loans mortgage refinance california Reporting to credit bureau Cancer insurance Auto insurance ratings Instant online pre approval credit cards Free credit report by law Credit card debt after death Average card college credit debt student Life insurance information child Low fixed rate credit card offers In credit reports Of the fair credit reporting act Medical student loans? 3 credit scores Credit card special offers Getting a credit score Are credit reports California mortgage refinancing home equity loans bad credit Credit bureau report?
www.flickr.com
Home Bio About Recognition Archives Contact

Clean-up on Aisle 4! Crazy lady peed!

May 7, 2008

I know better than to go to the store late at night. The check-out staff is down to one or two or you are stuck with the horrid U-Scan piece of torture. But, alas, I had to go pick up things that they kids simply HAD TO HAVE by morning.

However, apparently I chose to check out at just the wrong time.

You see, the checkout stand right beside me had big drama going on. And by big drama I mean, there was great dispute over a 35 cent coupon. Was it a double coupon? A triple coupon? Can we take this? Oh the severity of the situation! It took 4 checkers and an assistant manager to try to figure out the problem.

Which of course was of great interest to the woman checking me out. She did not care one bit that I was standing there. She was so focused on the BIG DRAMA of the coupon issue, she heard nothing I said to her.

Our conversation went about like this (as she only looked at the other checker and not at all at me):

Checker: Do you have your club card?

Me: You are holding it.

Checker: I can wait.

Me: Sure here you go. See! Right there in your hand. I am so good! Score! (Sarcasm beginning to hit a high point for me.)

Checker: (while oh so busy fretting over the coupon caper DRAMA): So, ma’am, did you find everything you needed?

Me: Actually, no. I couldn’t find your bathrooms so I PEED on Aisle 4.

Checker: I’m sorry. Did you need a raincheck for that?

Me: Nope. Totally took care of the situation then and there and feel much better now.

Checker: Good. Glad we could help.

That was really our conversation. Now, the line was about 7 people deep and the woman behind me was about to literally wet her pants laughing. All this time the checker was oblivious.

But really? Totally worth the laugh to mock her. As I left she gave the standard, “Come again!” to which I replied, “Didn’t come the first time, but here’s to hoping for the next time!” She just nodded at me and told me to have a good night.

Gotta love that customer service!

Posted by Jenn @ 8:50 am   Digg!

RSS feed for comments on this post.

The URI to TrackBack this entry is:
http://www.mommyneedscoffee.com/2008/05/07/clean-up-on-aisle-4-crazy-lady-peed/trackback/


27 Responses to “Clean-up on Aisle 4! Crazy lady peed!”

  1. Shannon says:

    You know, that whole checker experience sounds very familiar to the way they interact around here. Good grief.

    And that has got to be the funniest post ever.

  2. cassie-b says:

    What a great story. I often wish I had the nerve to do something like that.

    Kudos!

  3. merlotmom says:

    I almost peed just hearing about it. Thanks for the laugh.

  4. Miss Britt says:

    hahahahahahaha - Brilliant!

  5. catnip says:

    OMG. ditto what merlotmom said.

  6. Annie says:

    Coupon drama. I made the mistake of shopping on the first Tuesday at the grocery yesterday. They actually bus in the elderly. Park the bus almost directly in front of the doors. The check-outs are three to five deep and I always end up behind the old lady who thinks she should be able to get the 10% discount and the 10x the Air Miles. It only took one shift manager 10 minutes to talk her into submission (though she grumbled under her breath about it the whole way out of the store).

    This is a small town. People actually pay attention to you when you speak. The only place where you’d get that kind of cluelessness is Tim Horton’s or McDonald’s. At Tim’s generally there is only one person with a working knowledge of English on shift at any given moment and at McDonald’s the workers range from 12 to 18 years old age.

  7. Spice says:

    OMG that is hysterical! I love it! And ditto what merlotmom said. :)

  8. Debbie Yost says:

    That is so funny and sad at the same time. I wonder if she ever caught on. At least the people in line behind you were entertained.

  9. Kelley says:

    You did not. Shut. Up. You did not.

    Oh, I love you just that little bit more, crazy peeing lady.

  10. Beth B. says:

    THAT is too funny and i must remember that next time it happens to me…… Awesome! :-)

  11. imaginary binky says:

    Man, if I had a dollar for every time I’ve peed in the grocery aisle…

  12. amanda says:

    Saw your sad Twitter comment, came to say, “I think you are wonderful, screw the meanies!”

  13. TXPoppet says:

    I think we have this week’s perfect post.

  14. Kel says:

    Oh my gosh, that’s so funny. I can’t imagine having the balls to do that. Way to go. I hate drone workers!

  15. Gerard McLean says:

    Cassie-B, Kel JUST DO IT! Mess with people who deserve it.. But, go big, you’re only on this planet once and if God didn’t want us to mess with other people, he would have recalled the stupid and apathetic a very long time ago!

    On a more threadworthy note, Kroger closes the Uscan at 10:00pm The ONLY reason I go shopping at Kroger after 10:00 is so I don’t have to interact with store people. Yet, at the end of my very blissful shopping experience, I gotta stare at a cashier whose high point of the day is to tell me what a miserable shift she is having..

    At least she talks to me. And there is rarely any peeing involved. But, there is commenting on what I buy, so I always mess with her by buying w can of whipped cream and a box of condoms… or a squirt bottle of chocolate and condoms… hehehehehehe… so easy… so much fun…

    G. and yeah, I’m a dude hanging in a mommy blog… wanna make something of that? :-)

  16. Ree says:

    Excellent!

  17. Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah says:

    Sarcasm is totally lost on some people.

    Fortunately some of the other shoppers got it.

  18. RubiaLala says:

    That is really comical. How funny that she did not even hear a word you said. I like that the lady behind you totally got it and was laughing.

  19. Daisy says:

    The checker is probably hearing impaired and doesn’t know it. She might have been told in the past that she’s missing a lot, but remains in denial. I am hearing impaired, and I know there are times when the hearing aids just don’t catch everything. It does, however, add humor to my life. I love your story; I can totally believe it!

  20. Jenn (as in the mommy needing the coffee) says:

    Daisy: Trust me. She was not hearing impaired at all. I have checked out with her numerous times. It was all about not paying attention to me but to the Big Coupon DRAMA on the next aisle over. She barely turned around to look at me she was so busy putting her nose in that business.

    If for a moment I thought she was hearing impaired, I never would have been so blatant in trying to get her attention.

    You can tell when someone is just ignoring you. That is what she was doing.

  21. rachel says:

    You are fabulous! Love it. That’s true Texas wit for you :-)

  22. dana says:

    Oh. My. Gosh. I’m going to die from laughter. Strangely, I can almost picture you in the store, saying this stuff. Hah.

  23. Jennifer H says:

    Hilarious. I would have loved to be in line behind you!

  24. Kerry says:

    OMG that’s hilarioous! If only I had the nerve to say something like that if i’m ever in that situation!

  25. Faith says:

    Reading this I just peed in Thomas’ roundhouse. Hubby should find it in a week or two.

    He pays about as close attention to what I say to him as that checker. Score to you too for making the rest of the line laugh.

  26. Colin Brooks says:

    I laughed so hard my stomach hurts. Thanks! I needed the abs workout. I’ve been neglecting them lately.

    Pure brilliance!

  27. Dorothy Stahlnecker says:

    Me too, tells me great things about your personality.

    Good job..

    My best,
    Dorothy from grammology
    remember to call gram
    http://www.grammology.com

Leave a Reply

Alltop, all the top stories

BlogHer Ad Network
More from BlogHer
Advertise here
BlogHer Privacy Policy


View Jennifer Satterwhite's profile on LinkedIn

Lijit Search

120×240.jpg

reviewme.jpg





 Subscribe in a reader
RSS Atom
Comments RSS






blog advertising is good for you

  • Categories

  • Parent Bloggers Network

  • Meta



    Creative Commons License
    This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-No Derivative Works 3.0 License.