Drug the turkey…ethical or not?
November 22, 2006
I am supposed to play a very instrumental part in cooking Thanksgiving Dinner. Like cooking it. The woman who caught frozen vegetables on FIRE. Yes, with flames and all. Thanks for asking.
Are you laughing? I think you are laughing.
Does anyone know if Domino’s or Pizza Hut delivers on Thanksgiving? I mean, just in case. Not that I could do anything to screw up a huge dinner that only happens once a year.
Hmmmm, is it ethically wrong to inject the turkey with Xanax to make everyone sleepier than normal and then maybe they just won’t care if it sucks. I for one would be quite thankful!
Just asking.
Until I can post sometime tomorrow, I wish a Happy Thanksgiving, my US friends. Happy Thursday to my non-US friends. And just happy whatever the heck you want to be happy about to all of you!
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