A hypothetical message to my children

June 10, 2005

For the record, it is not…I repeat… NOT appropriate to laugh at your mother if she were to say, wet her pants while jumping with you on the trampoline.  If that were to happen, let me just tell you right up front, holding your sides, while rolling around and writhing in hysterics will NOT endear you to her. 

I’m just saying.

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